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Sasquatch Satchamoes and his black cat on a road-trip in an orange camper van — Satchamoes Goes… Everywhere, Man.

Sasquatch tees for the trip • Soft hoodies for the recovery • Made to order • Free US shipping.

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Meet Satchamoes

A chill Sasquatch. A supervising cat. Adventures that got out of hand and somehow became shirts.

Pick a scene. Wear the joke. Embrace the judgment.

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The Great Outdoors

Trail first. Common sense second.

Sasquatch in a rowboat flashing a peace sign while his black cat fishes and an old boot dangles from the line

Satchamoes Goes Fishing

Guide says catch and release. The cat says catch and keep. Tough decisions.

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Sasquatch paddling an orange kayak through whitewater with a soaked, grumpy black cat in a life vest

Satchamoes Goes Kayaking

Whitewater was the plan. Zen was the hope. The cat in the life vest is not sold.

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Sasquatch skydiving with a peace sign while his wide-eyed black cat in aviator goggles clings to his head

Satchamoes Goes Skydiving

The cat Goes Nowhere Ever Again. Same harness, different reviews.

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Sasquatch hiking with a walking stick and a peace sign while his black cat rides in his backpack

Satchamoes Goes Hiking

One eager Sasquatch. One backpack critic. The mountain never stood a chance.

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Sasquatch leaning out of a muddy pickup truck with a peace sign while his goggled black cat glares

Satchamoes Goes Off-Roading

Truck's in four-low. Cat's in full protest. Destination: off-road.

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Satchamoes the Sasquatch in a red paisley bandana and round glasses flashing a peace sign out the window of an orange vintage camper van with a kayak on the roof, his grumpy black cat riding beside him, cruising a mountain road past pine trees under a striped sunset

Satchamoes Goes Cruising

Windows down. Kayak strapped on. The cat picked the playlist and the scenic route.

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Sasquatch giving peace signs from a red race car while his black cat in goggles drives past a checkered flag

Satchamoes Goes Racing

Checkered flag ahead. The cat's drafting the victory speech.

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Side Quests

What have we gotten into?

Cartoon Sasquatch Satchamoes asleep on an open law hornbook amid stacks of casebooks, coffee cup in hand, while his alert black cat in a red necktie sits on his back

Satchamoes Goes to Law School

All-nighter, casebooks, coffee — Satch tapped out; the cat is still on the clock.

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Cartoon Sasquatch Satchamoes in a trench coat with flashlight and evidence bag inspecting a tipped trash can while his black cat emerges holding a fish skeleton

Satchamoes Goes Investigating

Flashlight on. Can tipped. The cat already ate the evidence.

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Sasquatch running from a T.rex while his black cat peeks from a backpack, volcano erupting behind them

Satchamoes Goes Prehistoric

Satch is running. The T.rex is committed. The cat keeps reminding us of our bad decisions.

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Sasquatch in woodland camo peeling potatoes while his grumpy black cat with silver dog tags sits on a potato sack

Satchamoes Goes Military

KP duty. Potato mountain. The cat already earned the dog tags.

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Satchamoes the Sasquatch lineman climbs a power pole in his safety strap, holding two sparking wire ends, while his grumpy black cat sits on the transformer bolted to the pole

Satchamoes Goes Lineman

Live wires. Tiny sparks. The cat already called OSHA from the transformer.

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Satchamoes the Sasquatch coal miner walks out of a timber mine entrance in a yellow hard hat and headlamp, pickaxe on his shoulder and lunch pail in hand, while his grumpy black cat in a tiny headlamp strolls beside him

Satchamoes Goes Mining

Headlamp on. Coal dust everywhere. The cat clocked out before the shift started.

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Satchamoes the Sasquatch in a red, gold and green knit tam and bandana strums an acoustic guitar while lounging in a rope hammock tied between two palm trunks, his grumpy black cat in round sunglasses lying on his belly, with a coconut drink and bongo drums on the sand below

Satchamoes Goes Reggae

Hammock up. Bongos ready. The cat took the good spot and the sunglasses.

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Mysteries

Clues optional. Answers unlikely.

Cartoon Sasquatch Satchamoes in a trench coat studying a prison tunnel with a magnifying glass while his black cat looks unimpressed, Alcatraz lighthouse behind them

Satchamoes Goes Alcatraz

Trench coat on. Magnifying glass out. The Rock keeps quiet. So does the cat.

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Cartoon Sasquatch Satchamoes in a trench coat pointing at an empty chalk outline with a notepad while his black cat watches from crates

Satchamoes Goes Hoffa

Notepad. Chalk outline. Empty warehouse. The cat already stamped it cold case.

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Cartoon Sasquatch Satchamoes in a trench coat lying prone with binoculars behind a picket fence while his black cat sits on his back with a camera

Satchamoes Goes Grassy Knoll

Binoculars on the knoll. Cat on his back with the camera. Same fence. Different theories.

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Cartoon Sasquatch Satchamoes in a trench coat studying a notepad beside an empty briefcase and parachute while his black cat holds up a dollar bill in a foggy forest

Satchamoes Goes D.B. Cooper

Empty briefcase. Muddy trail. The cat found the only dollar that mattered.

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Cartoon Sasquatch Satchamoes in a trench coat pointing at a CROATOAN carving on a tree while his black cat sits unimpressed in foggy woods by an empty fort

Satchamoes Goes Roanoke

Colony gone. Carving left. The cat called it folklore and took a nap.

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Cartoon Sasquatch Satchamoes in a trench coat taking notes in a hangar while a small green alien peeks from under a tarp and his black cat sits on a crate

Satchamoes Goes Area 51

Officially nothing happened. Unofficially, the cat claimed otherwise.

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Out of This World

The trip continues.

Sasquatch with a halo and wings strolling on a cloud while his haloed black cat waits by the pearly gates

Satchamoes Goes to Heaven

Grace of the Lord is the only way in. Somebody tell the cat with the clipboard.

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Sasquatch in a white spacesuit by a PEACE flag on a red rock while his grumpy black cat wears a bubble helmet

Satchamoes Goes to Mars

Better sunset. Fewer neighbors. The cat rates Mars one star.

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Cartoon Sasquatch Satchamoes in a spacesuit swinging a golf club on the Moon while his helmeted black cat watches from a rock with Earth behind them

Satchamoes Goes to the Moon

One quiet fairway above everything. The cat still contested the scorecard.

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Satchamoes the Sasquatch in a red bandana and round glasses sketching T-shirt designs at a wooden desk, with his black cat and a cup of coffee beside a stack of fresh tees

Rare Sighting. Great Fit.

Sasquatch sightings are rare. SATCHAMOES™ sightings are wearable. He's the mountain legend who can't turn down a job, a road trip or a bad idea, and his grumpy black cat is always along for the ride. Pick your favorite and wear the story.

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What does made to order mean?

Printful prints after you order — nothing sits on a shelf. Every piece is made to order: 3-5 business days to make, then shipping. Free US shipping; delivery estimate at Etsy checkout.

What kind of shirts are these?

Tees are Bella+Canvas 3001 and hoodies are Cotton Heritage M2580 — soft retail-fit blanks with a smooth print face, printed DTG by Printful. We picked these over budget blanks for sharper print and better hand-feel.

How does sizing run?

Unisex, S to 3XL. Tees fit like a classic retail tee; hoodies run true to size with a relaxed body. Want the roomy look? Size up one. The cat wears whatever and still looks judgmental. Size chart on every Etsy listing.

What colors can I get?

Tees: White, Athletic Heather, True Royal and Red. Hoodies: White, Carbon Grey, Team Royal and Team Red. A couple of designs skip a color where the art needs contrast. No black shirts — the cat would vanish, and that would not be the point.

Can I return or exchange?

Each piece is made just for you, so no returns or exchanges for size, color or change of mind. Misprinted, damaged or defective? Message me a photo through Etsy within 30 days — I'll replace or refund it.

How do I wash it?

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. No bleach. Don't iron right on the print.

Who makes the art, and is it AI?

I draw Satchamoes from my original character art; AI helps with rendering. I pick and polish every design. The cat approves nothing.

Can you do a custom Satchamoes Goes…?

Maybe. Email me the idea — popular ones become new designs.

Do you ship outside the US?

US only for now. Elsewhere? Email me.

Satchamoes Goes… Everywhere, Man.

Meet Satchamoes

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The Great Outdoors

Satchamoes Goes Fishing

Satchamoes Goes Kayaking

Satchamoes Goes Skydiving

Satchamoes Goes Hiking

Satchamoes Goes Off-Roading

Satchamoes Goes Cruising

Satchamoes Goes Racing

Side Quests

Satchamoes Goes to Law School

Satchamoes Goes Investigating

Satchamoes Goes Prehistoric

Satchamoes Goes Military

Satchamoes Goes Lineman

Satchamoes Goes Mining

Satchamoes Goes Reggae

Mysteries

Satchamoes Goes Alcatraz

Satchamoes Goes Hoffa

Satchamoes Goes Grassy Knoll

Satchamoes Goes D.B. Cooper

Satchamoes Goes Roanoke

Satchamoes Goes Area 51

Out of This World

Satchamoes Goes to Heaven

Satchamoes Goes to Mars

Satchamoes Goes to the Moon

Rare Sighting. Great Fit.

Questions? The Cat Has Answers.

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